I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
How could I forget?
Back a couple years ago when i was with my ex, we decided to take some ambien and stay awake. Now if you have taken ambien before you understand that you do things without the slightest thought of what is ahead. Anyways, we start fooling around right when it kicks in, and I go down on her for about 5 minutes and I get the urge to poop. So i just go up mid sexy time went in her roomates bathroom locked both doors and pooped. I come out a little bit later and she is standing in the living room. I walk up to her and in all honesty ask "what were we just doing?" Oh how i miss being 19.....good times.
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