I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Don't roll over.
Now this happened to a friend of mine (really). Ryan was D.J.ing a party one summer and had a 30 rack next to his table. He proceeded to almost kill about 20 of those beers along with some shots. He ended up hooking up with one of the girls hosting the party, got down to the dirty and passed out with her in a spare room. When he awoke early Ryan realized he was spooning this poor girl whom he had urinated on in his sleep! AND to make it better, he pooped the bed too..oh and when he got up to sneak out she rolled over into it.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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