I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My high school sweetheart was a grade below me even though we were the same age so I went off to college and she was still back home. Our relationship only lasted 2 weeks of me being in college because one of my best friends back home was telling her that I was cheating on her every chance I got. Although what he said was true there was no way he could've known that because I told none of my friends back home what I was up to and nobody from my hometown went to my college at that time. My traitor friend ended up dating her for 3 months before they broke up because he cheated on her. She's now married with two kids. BULLET DODGED!
Jason S |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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