I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
What?! She wants to be cozy.
My girlfriend and I get into a great deal of dumb arguments (which makes me furious). Our latest argument was this (we will call her Sally for now): "Sally its way to hot to have the heat on in the car." "but I'm cold." "Right I get that after you turned it to "cook my insides" setting. By the way you are holding a jacket in your hands and there is also two blankets in the back seat." "but I want to be cozy" she says. Sidenote: at this point in time I am very confused and angry. Trying not to belittle her I say "well thats why we have the fuckin blankets in the back seat so that you can be comfortable while we go somewhere. My "chest-nuts" are roasting and unless you want me driving down I-71 with my balls flapping in the wind you need to put the blankets, I'll say again BLANKETS; thats plural meaning more than one blanket." About a minute goes by and she says "Yea but I want to be cozy"...... This shit makes me want to kick a puppy.
Scott Martin |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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