I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
A year and four months.
My girlfriend tricks me into doing things I normally wouldn't do by promising me a blow job if I do them. So far, I've moaned (Yeah, moaned...) several times while talking on the phone with my best friend and with my uncle, I've said the lines "Babe, I would like to fxxx you so hard and deep right now, until we both finish..." in a table during a dinner with 4 friends and 2 cousins, I've done several runs to the store to buy food around 2 a.m., made a promise about a night with an asian guy and her, and lots of other things I'm too ashamed to say right now... The worst part? It's been a year and 4 months since she've gave me a blow job... I'm starting to lose hope now :(
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