I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Hot Chocolate Penis.
So me and my now Ex wanted to try something different in bed for Valentines day. So she comes up with the idea to lick stuff off of eachother. Chocolate whip cream that kind of stuff. So I'm laying in her bed while she goes and gets the stuff. She comes back with a bowl full of what i thought was just chocolate sauce from the fridge. She then used a spoon and slapped it on my penis. Turned out she melted chocolate chips in the microwave and it was still hot. I have never been in so much pain. We still had sex later, but not for like 4 hours.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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