I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I did her a favor!
I have various network security certifications for penetration testing, so when my GF posted something on a website that she later regretted, she asked me to get rid of it. I asked her why she didn't just ask a moderator to delete it. She got mad at me for not caring about her. So I hacked the site and got rid of the post, then sent an email from a throwaway email address to the site admin, and forum admin, explaining what I had done, why I had done it, and the security flaw that allowed me to do it. They sent a thank-you email back. Now she's angry that I committed a felony then told the people who could prosecute me about it.
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