I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Too much sex.
This past Friday, my boyfriend of two and a half years finally returned home from training for the army. For five months, we would complain to each other about how much we missed one another and 'certain actions that couples do'. So as expected, starting the first moment we had to ourselves, we had a massive sex frenzy. It was an amazing three days, but in an attempt to make up for the time lost, I think I damaged his little spirit. We had so much sex that my boyfriend physically could not handle any more sex. On one hand, I feel bad that he can't enjoy his favorite thing at the moment, on the other hand, I am kind of proud that I managed to outlast him. 10+ points for Gryffindor? I think so. I love you Collin!
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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