I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
It's great to have cheerleaders.
I've been living at the same house for over a year now, and I've gotten to be really close friends with my roommates. I'm kind of a quite nerd though, so I'm the only one who doesn't ever bring drunk girls over for noisy boot-knocking. Last night we had a party and this cute girl came over who I've been hitting on all semester... as the night went on the party thinned out and the last few people left for pizza & beer. We thought they were going to eat there, giving us at least an hour alone... so we start going at it like horny labradors and all the sudden my roommates get back with their take-out pizza, hear her moaning, and they all gather outside of my door cheering "BEN'S GETTING LAID! YEEEAAAHHH!!" we can hear them high-fiving each other, cracking open beers, and yelling like hockey fans. Totally killed the mood...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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