I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Life is hard.
I founded a company while I was in college and am now worth a few million. I'm in perfect physical shape and work out a few times a week. Being at I'm a CEO and sell for a living, I'm extremely friendly and easy to get a long with. I lie to women about what I do for a living because I hate the thought of being with a gold digger. The last girl I went out with cursed me off after our second date because I didn't make a move and try to sleep with her. She actually said...."Fuck you, you don't even like me. You would have made a move if you liked me." I wish I was gay
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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