I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Way to be tactful.
My ex-girlfriend had just broken up with me a few days before I went to my friends' house for their birthday party. We were all talking and somehow got on to the topic of how great my ex-girlfriend was. If that wasn't uncomfortable enough, one person at the party thought it was necessary to ask aloud; "You and your girlfriend broke up? Oh my gosh, when did that happen? Why did she break up with you? How did you guys break up?" Everyone heard this and was staring at me like they wanted an answer and I changed the subject almost immediately.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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