I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Your small penis tastes great, thanks.
I had the chance to get into a group chat on Skype with my guy friends which included my ex from high school who I lost my virginity to. He, being the total asshole he is, asked if my current boyfriend (or well now fiance) liked how he tasted. I didn't call him out on the small penis he was gifted from his parents but I did manage to lie to him and all of our friends on Skype that I gotten a rape kit done on our first time because it was terrible. Not only was I able to smack the cockiness out of him, he's now terrified of doing anything risque with friends. Dumb bastard.
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