Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I tried to be nice, but you wouldn't let me.

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Hey Matt, yes you, the insecure little shit who pretended to be a friend to me, told me all of your relationship secrets, how great your girlfriend was in bed, how she cheated, etc... You then turned into a complete psychopath on her during your breakup (she was living with you), and when I just offered her my spare room for a night while you two talked or split, you threatened me. I offered to help you talk to her and see her to try and work things out, you yelled at me. Then, she ended up moving into the spare room while she saved for her own apartment (and nothing happened), and you wouldn't take my word as your friend that I was on your side, so you threatened me more to the point of violence, and I had to be the bigger man and leave, only to hear you started talking shit behind my back? Well guess what, all it took was three days to get her into bed after that. We did it 3 times the first night alone. She called you all sorts of weird names that we laughed a lot about. But the best part? She's on the pill so we didn't need protection, and we got fluids all over the towels and sheets you two shared, which she then took BACK to your place, washed at YOUR house while you were there, and brought back to soil again. Enjoy being an insecure idiot who turns on his friends who were just trying to help, I definitely go the best of you.

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