I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
park's, sex, and police.
So this girl and I went to the park to get some privacy. We took my car and as soon as we got to the park we started going at it. Before we knew it, it was 1 in the morning. So right as we we're getting ready to leave the park a cop pulls up. He comes to my window and asks me to step out of the car and started testing my sobriety. He even calls in a dog to sniff my car out and begins to search it for drugs. After finding nothing the officer reluctantly gave me back my I.D and I took the lady back to her house. Naturally, we started freaking out and after we finished talking about our narrow escape behind bars we started going at it again. What can I say? Girls can't resist a outlaw.
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