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Skinny Jeans

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If you’re one of those people that like to wear skinny jeans, I’ve got news for you… you look stupid. Skinny jeans aren’t cool, they look ridiculous. If you’re a guy who wears skinny jeans, you may as well just turn in your man-card right now. Real men don’t wear skinny jeans. Did John Wayne, a.k.a. “The Duke”, ever wear skinny jeans? No. Have you ever seen Chuck Norris wear skinny jeans? Of course not. In fact, he’ll punch you in the face for even just looking at them through the store window. For women, it’s a little more forgivable, but I can’t tell you how many fat girls I’ve seen squeeze themselves into these jeans trying to make themselves look thinner. Sorry girls, it’s not working. If I can visually see the veins in your meaty thighs pumping with each strained beat of your heart, your jeans are too tight. Way too tight.

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