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Spandex

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I’m not quite sure who we have to thank for Spandex, but I wouldn't doubt if Aerosmith and Motley Crue had something to do with it. While originally intended as nothing more than workout clothing, Spandex has somehow managed to find its way into the realm of mainstream everyday clothing, and that’s really a shame. Again, there is that 1% of people that can pull it off and look fantastic, unfortunately the remaining 99% are attempting to do the same, with resounding failure. When you put on those Spandex pants, you may look in the mirror and think your body looks toned and 5 pounds lighter. What the rest of the world sees however is your camel toe, underwear line, and ass dimples. Please do us all a favour and just stop.

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