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Uggs

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We’ve all seen them. We all know what they look like. Some of you may even own a pair. You think they’re “comfortable”. You think they keep your feet warm and toasty. Yeah, well so do slippers, but you don’t see people wearing those in public. The word “Uggs” is short for “UGLY”, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that out. Uggs are nothing more than a modern version of a chastity belt. No woman is going to ever get touched by a man when she is wearing Uggs. Uggs were invented by fathers to combat the outbreak of teen pregnancies, and guess what, its working. Uggs are essentially man-repellent for your feet. To make matters even worse, I’ve seen a few grown men wearing Uggs as well. I hope your wife doesn’t get mad when she finds out you’re wearing her boots. I’d recommend watching your back if you’re one of those guys, and be prepared for a flying roundhouse kick to the throat when Chuck Norris catches you.

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