An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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The D*** Police Man
On Christmas morning a little boy was riding his tricycle around when a cop riding a horse stopped him. The cop asked the boy if he got the tricycle for christmas, and the boy answered yes. Well the cop said next year tell santa to put some turn signals on that tricycle. The boy looked at the police man riding the horse and asked if he had gotten the horse for christmas. Feeling funny the police man said yes. Well the boy said next time ask him to put the d*** on the bottom and not the top.
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