I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Tab A, Slot B.
The first time me and my ex had sex, we were both virgins. My ex went through like 3 condoms just trying to get one to stay on. So when that was accomplish, he couldn't aim right and kept missing. I mean how hard is it, insert tab a in slot b right? I had to help steer him to the right place just so he could actually go all the way with me. I was laughing my ass off.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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