I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Once, my ex girlfriend was giving me some fan-tastic head. Just super. She did a nice deep throat move, maybe too deep. Then she proceeded to puke all over my stomach. She was sofaking embarrassed, but it was the cutest reaction from her. Just embarrassed, and I was all "it's ok, don't worry about it" Memories...
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