I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I come from a town so small that lululemon wont open up any stores, so when I moved to a big city for work later I decided to buy a pair of yoga pants for my gf (now ex), who was flying out to see me for her bday. I took her to the store and surprised her with the +$120 pant gift and she was thrilled (cause we're both poor students). Eventually she found a great pair that fit her perfectly and looked hot on her; I couldn't wait to take her home and get her out of it ;). Then she decided to go a few sizes smaller... the end result was she got a pair so small that it gave her wicked camel toe, a big muffin top, and the fibres were stretched so thin you could see through it...she became one of those girls who make yoga pants look gross, and there was nothing I could say about it! ...And then she washed it wrong and it shrunk, and she only wears it at home now. Bleh
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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