I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
That's so beautiful.
Me and my boyfriend were watching jurassic park earlier. He said if we were dinosaurs we would be the long necked herbivores, so we could live a nice "peaceful" life. Then he said "unless we weren't together.. then i'd want to be a longely angry t-rex, and i'd eat your long necked boyfriend so you could be as lonely as me".. i laughed it off and said, "what if i just dont have a boyfriend?" to which he answered, "then i'd just eat you, and we'd be one"
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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