I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
She should stop trying.
I was seeing a girl for only a few weeks. I only called her when i was drinking to come over for sex. One night she got all upset cause she would cum, but i never would. I tried telling her that when im drunk its just not gonna happen. Needless to say the rest of the night wasn't fun. I woke up in the morning to her giving me head, she said im gonna make you cum. I was so hungover, and knew it wouldnt happen, but thought what the hell. 25 minutes later she looks up at me, eyes full of water, and beat red. I say are you crying? and she said " no, thats what happens when you deep throat". I laughed and laughed, she has not spoken to me since.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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