I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Back in high school, I was dating this girl named Alyssa. Alyssa had an identical twin named Abby, and when I say identical I mean like they looked exactly alike. One night at a party, I was drunk and mistook Abby for Alyssa. The next day Alyssa called me for lunch, at lunch she asked me why i had sex with her sister, i tried to explain that I was drunk and thought it was her. After she screamed at me for awhile, she told me we were through and then proceeded to call me a pig. As she was walking out I told her Abby could have said something at any given time and didn't. Next thing I know Alyssa has a pocket knife in her hand and stabs me in the side.
John Gilmore |
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