I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
The point is, that's a gross combo.
One time my ex and I were arguing about how I don't listen to her (among other things, because she was a huge bitch). This particular fight lasted hours, and at some point we decided to pick up food at the local diner. She asked me for a side of honey mustard MIXED together with bbq sauce in the same container (i know). I was so furious about the fight and her accusing me of not listening to her that i got two separate condiment containers. She burst into tears that this clearly verified her point that I don't listen to her. She wouldn't let me mix them together myself because "that's not the point"
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