I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
It's just like Harry's scar!
One weekend my girlfriend and i decided to go to my beach house in order to have crazy-monkey sex, seriously we intended to give Gryffindor a whole lot of points. So as soon as we arrived there we started getting at it. We were doing some kind of missionary possition when my "buddy" slips out of her and crashes into her hand that was nearby. I felt a sudden pain and when i look down it was like watching shark week. Blood everywhere and more pouring out from my penis, apparently one of her nails cut my "helmet" badly. We immediatly stop and run to the bathroom. No need to say Gryffindor didn't get any points that weekend nor the next week. Im happy to say everything is fine now, just a small scar.
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