I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Beagle Blue Balls.
My girlfriend has a beagle that knows how to open doors in her house. So if he wants to get inside a room, or outside, badly enough he will jump up and scratch at the door knob until he gets the door open. One time, He opened the door to my girlfriends room while we were having sex and then proceeded to lick both me and her. Now we make sure to lock the door before we start doing anything. Because that little bastard gave me the worst blue balls ever.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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