I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I, like many a men, would very much like to believe that girls don't poop. It's all rainbows and flowers in my eyes and my girlfriend knows this.... Well one day she decided to ask me about my porn/masturbation habits. Now, I was a bit apprehensive about divulging this information but I decided, what the hell, why not? So without going into great detail we joked about how it was just something guys do and will continue to do as long as everything, umm, "functions properly." Not being a huge fan of random naked women on the internet getting me aroused (go figure) she said, "Eww, thats gross. I'm just going to pretend like you dont do either." My responce? "Yeah babe, lets go with that. You dont poop and I dont watch porn or masturbate." Denial is a wonderful thing.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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