I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Don't give up on breaking up.
I was in my first ever serious relationship when I was 15 and it lasted about 9 months. For about a month before it did I was trying to end it, waiting for the right time and so on, but I never got the balls. When I finally do the deed she starts crying and begging me to take her back and I feel bad so I say okay and we get back together. A week later she dumps me. A week later she has some sort of break down. Serves the bitch right.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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