Rough Love

Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.

Rough Love
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Steamy windows.

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My girlfriend of over 3 years lives out in the country, so when we would go out, we would find some back country road to do the dirty. So this one night we are getting it on in the passenger seat. Both of us are topless with our pants half way down and really getting into it. Its cold out so the windows gather a lot of perspiration. I am about to blow when I see headlights behind the car. Then we both see the cop flash his lights. Fuck. I jump into the driver seat and pull my pants up while my girlfriend is scrambling to find her sweater. Thankfully the windows were so steamed up the cop couldn't see us. He comes over and taps on the window. I roll down the window and he just looks at me without a shirt on and my girlfriend red in the face and just shakes his head. He checks both our ID's then comes back and tells us to "go somewhere to talk, or whatever". It took alot of self-control not to stick my head out the window and ask if he had any suggestions. Needless to say, we both dodged a bullet that night.

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