I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My girlfriend of over 3 years lives out in the country, so when we would go out, we would find some back country road to do the dirty. So this one night we are getting it on in the passenger seat. Both of us are topless with our pants half way down and really getting into it. Its cold out so the windows gather a lot of perspiration. I am about to blow when I see headlights behind the car. Then we both see the cop flash his lights. Fuck. I jump into the driver seat and pull my pants up while my girlfriend is scrambling to find her sweater. Thankfully the windows were so steamed up the cop couldn't see us. He comes over and taps on the window. I roll down the window and he just looks at me without a shirt on and my girlfriend red in the face and just shakes his head. He checks both our ID's then comes back and tells us to "go somewhere to talk, or whatever". It took alot of self-control not to stick my head out the window and ask if he had any suggestions. Needless to say, we both dodged a bullet that night.
S L |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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