I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I used to date this Japanese girl and am taking the language as well. Well, the stuff they don't teach you in class is the best stuff to learn, as everyone knows. I like trying to practice my lingo and respect her culture, so every time she'd call me and I'd answer, I'd say, "moshi moshi" which is how some Japanese answer the phone. It basically translates to "hi hi". However, I was apparently mispronouncing it, instead saying "mushi mushi". That means "insect insect." She didn't tell me for about three months. She thought it was cute while I embarrassed myself in her language in front of all her other Japanese friends...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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