I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Mascots get ladies too.
So im the mascot at my school. I live in Florida so after being in this costume for like 2 hours when i get out i am covered in sweat. Im always litterally dripping wet. Last week i was driving this cute girl home and we ended up parked, making out. Well one thing lead to another and she ended up going down on me. I was litterally soaking wet when she was giveing me head. I could smell my own BO and she still did it. Gotta love asians.....
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