I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Earn your House some points.
I just started dating my g/f, and things were going well, but we hadn't had much chance to get physical. One day we were texting back and forth while I was at work. She asked me what I was working on, I told her I was killing time reading College Humor (as I am prone to doing). She responded with, "Why don't you come over after work and help earn some points for Gryffindor?" As soon as I could, I tore out of there like my junk was on fire and went straight over to her place. Add another 10 points for Gryffindor.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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