I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
That wasn't fun?
A few months back I started hooking up with this girl i met in one of my classes. She's a sexy blonde with an awesome figure and surprisingly an awesome personality The first couple of 'dates' or whatever you would like to call it, we simply just made out and fooled around a little bit. By about two weeks into it we finally did the deed and I hit it out of the park(so I thought). Right after we finished; we both get off each other and lay down back down in my bed. Almost instantly after she rolls over and looks at me and says(dead serious I mind you) "so...you wanna do something fun now?".FML doesn't even begin to describe the way i feel
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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