I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
You got framed.
Me and my good friend moved in together, great times until our empty room gets rented by two highschool kids. These two kids had a closet full of issues they were both 17 smoke weed 24/7 in their room and generally never did any kind of cleaning now keep in mind me and my friend are guys so we wernt cleaning everyday but these kids left dishes out for days with old food in them and every piece of clothing they owned stayed piled up on their floor. The breaking point came when i get home one night at about 8 and my place has about 20 highschool kids throwing a party in it, and they have wrecked the place and to top it off a couple of wannabe tough guys play bouncer trying keep me out of my place when i walk in. I started a three week plan for all of them the next day i went to walmart and bought 10 cans of spraypaint and a mask came back while the kids where gone and shut every window and cut off the fans and a/c and spray painted a bunch of shit on every single wall in the place and left so they could enjoy all the smell. I took one of the girls mangy ass cat and dropped it off in downtown on the way to work. Im 6'3 and was twice the size of any of these kids there so when i get home that night their all in the living room listening to some hippie shit and gettin stoned i walk in and just tear the place apart I act like im having some sort of mental break down i break all the dishes knocked a few holes in the walls broke every appilance and generally scared the shit out of these kids. The next day i go to the office at my apartment and since i party with all the managers we're all pretty cool I have them come look at my place and tell them the kids did this while they were trashed, and that their underage and have an ass load of weed in their rooms. The apartment kicks them out charges them for all the back rent they owed, called the cops and busted them plus repainted my walls, new carpet and furniture and had a cleaning crew come in a make my place spotless. The kids never knew I said anything and it cost them a shit ton of money.
Chase S |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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