Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Yeah, Hurricane Ike sucks!

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Ahh, where to start? for an entire semester I wasn't assigned a roommate at my dorm, and boy it was awesome, I can't begin to tell you all the advantages that gave me, and then bam! Hurricane freaking Ike happens and now I had a roommate from galveston. Of course I was super pissed that I now had to share my room, but even worse was the character that they assigned to my room. This dude was your stereotypical weird-nerd-freak-loser, you know the kind you see on movies and say "Haha, there\'s no way someone can be that pathetic". He played World of Warcraft (or maybe it was War hammer? well one of those popular games) 24/7, pressed on that keyboard loudly, never left the room, ever! Apparently he didn't need to shower because he didn't need to go to class, all his classes were online video classes (remember, the hurricane tore his campus down). Shit, he would always pee in the damn sink thinking I had my iPod on. Did i forget to mention he was 21? he didn't even drink!? I tried to get him to hook me up with some beer, and, ready? he threatened to call the cops on me. By this time, I'm having to smoke weed all day so not to go crazy on his useless fat ass. On the day of the final straw, I let him know I was going to bring a girl back to the room that he might want to leave; he ignores me and keeps going at that game. Its about 4.37am if i remember, we get back blazed out of our minds/horny as freaking lab mice, proceed to start the deed and this dude takes off his headset and begins to tell us how we're both gonna go to hell, have a kid, ruin our lives etc (remember, hearing those things in that state of mind is beyond frightening). I now plan to kill him, but not quite. I begin being extremely friendly with him, he starts opening up telling me lots of personal stuff etc and then being the genius that I am (hehe) I figure out his desktop password would be his character name on his game and then log in while he was asleep. Dear people, I saw the largest collection of anime porn any of you would probably ever see but it didn't stop there. There was pictures of little boys having sex with women on his computer (yes, I almost cried). Next day I give the cops a tip off and he gets arrested, while crying like a little bitch and begging them not to because his parents would probably disown him. He didn't even suspect it was me bc we had apparently become good friends. Now his life is probably over or at least really really messed up, but I do not give a fuck because this dude caused me and my friends, A LOT of pain.

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