I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Yeah, Hurricane Ike sucks!
Ahh, where to start? for an entire semester I wasn't assigned a roommate at my dorm, and boy it was awesome, I can't begin to tell you all the advantages that gave me, and then bam! Hurricane freaking Ike happens and now I had a roommate from galveston. Of course I was super pissed that I now had to share my room, but even worse was the character that they assigned to my room. This dude was your stereotypical weird-nerd-freak-loser, you know the kind you see on movies and say "Haha, there\'s no way someone can be that pathetic". He played World of Warcraft (or maybe it was War hammer? well one of those popular games) 24/7, pressed on that keyboard loudly, never left the room, ever! Apparently he didn't need to shower because he didn't need to go to class, all his classes were online video classes (remember, the hurricane tore his campus down). Shit, he would always pee in the damn sink thinking I had my iPod on. Did i forget to mention he was 21? he didn't even drink!? I tried to get him to hook me up with some beer, and, ready? he threatened to call the cops on me. By this time, I'm having to smoke weed all day so not to go crazy on his useless fat ass. On the day of the final straw, I let him know I was going to bring a girl back to the room that he might want to leave; he ignores me and keeps going at that game. Its about 4.37am if i remember, we get back blazed out of our minds/horny as freaking lab mice, proceed to start the deed and this dude takes off his headset and begins to tell us how we're both gonna go to hell, have a kid, ruin our lives etc (remember, hearing those things in that state of mind is beyond frightening). I now plan to kill him, but not quite. I begin being extremely friendly with him, he starts opening up telling me lots of personal stuff etc and then being the genius that I am (hehe) I figure out his desktop password would be his character name on his game and then log in while he was asleep. Dear people, I saw the largest collection of anime porn any of you would probably ever see but it didn't stop there. There was pictures of little boys having sex with women on his computer (yes, I almost cried). Next day I give the cops a tip off and he gets arrested, while crying like a little bitch and begging them not to because his parents would probably disown him. He didn't even suspect it was me bc we had apparently become good friends. Now his life is probably over or at least really really messed up, but I do not give a fuck because this dude caused me and my friends, A LOT of pain.
Really WishICouldSay |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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