Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Ah, eau de fermented urine.

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Every wonder why your room started to smell funny before you moved out? Well after you got mad at me for having to yell at you for repeatedly turning on the music between 5:30 5:45 am one night. I decide that since playing music at any hour was fine by you; I then put an alarm clock under your bed to go off at 5:30 am. The best part was when you tried to tell me how I over reactedd the next day. You were just yelling at the top of your lungs, then threw the clock at me and ran into your room. It was like an 8-year-old child having a temper tantrum. The following day, I get a note saying, Here is my 30 day notice. Laugh it up. I interpreted this as, You have 30 more days to fuck with me to get a good laugh. This finally brings me to that smell. So in the mornings I would piss in an empty spray bottle and let it sit for a while so it ferments. Then every time you were gone (most off the time) I would go around your room and spray it all over your bed, clothes, bong, and that container of stems you have been saving for almost a year now. Maybe now you will stop being a fat alcoholic loser how doesn't clean and is stuck in the closet.

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