Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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How to seal the deal.

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So my roommate stumbles into our room at 3 am drunk off his ass, waking me up in the process because he found a "pet". He holds up an empty plastic milk bottle with a garter snake inside. I hate snakes. I hate them. I tell him to get rid of it, and his response is to pass out in the bathroom. So I stealthy took the bottle from him and shook the snake out at the nearest window. It landed in some bushes below. He wakes up the next morning screaming "Where is Cesar?!". He named the snake Cesar and he said he was going to give it to a girl he likes because that would've "sealed the deal". So I learned 2 things from this: my roommate had to be more than drunk that night and live snakes "seal the deal" when it comes to relationships.

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