Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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"Yeah, I remember being engaged."

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so you know how you always were late on the bills so that we had to cover for your ass, and how you ruined the kitchen by putting palmolive in the dishwasher, or how you made the landlord kick out our dog by telling her it was viciouse and would attack you... well you remember how you WERE engaged to that guy in iraq... I was the one who told him about every guy you brought home from the bar to "talk" all night in your room, and that misteriouse stain on your car door, that's cause I pissed on it every night, and when your back tire blew out, that's probably because I always let the pressure out just enough for it not to be flat so you wouldn't notice... and remember when we vacated the premises and you left a week early so you didn't have to help clean to get the deposit back, we DID get it back, I just didn't tell you about it and the check was written to me... that'll teach you skank

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