Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Don't puke, don't puke, don't puke.

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So my freshmen year I had one slob of a roommate. All he did was smoke pot, drink, and seldom attend class. One night he had to attend a fraternity date party and was gone for most of the evening. When I was about to go to bed, I got a knock on my dorm door. My RA was standing in the hallway with my swaying drunk mess of a roommate. My RA told me it was my problem now and left. I helped him into bed and I went back into my loft. For about 25 minutes I heard nothing but coughing and spitting and I can remember thinking to myself, "Dear God, don't let him puke in the room!" Minutes later I heard a heave and a puke splatter from his loft onto the floor. Upon waking the next morning, I found all the puke conveniently laying on his chair, covering all of his textbooks. I placed a note on top of the puke asking to clean it up and went to my 9am class.

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