I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
I remember.
Roomate: I have something to confess to your fat, filthy, perpetual pajama wearing self. Do you recall how you left your unwrapped tampons in the trash after I specifically told you it disgusted me that your cat kept dragging them out and eating them on our living room floor? I DO. Also, do you recall not doing your dishes after you were the last one to leave for the month long X-Mas break and how I came back early for work and had to clean them before I could breath? I DO. Do you also remember how I kept asking you not to have sex with your pimply boyfriend at all hours because your air mattress makes squeaking sounds when it rubs up against my wall? I DO. So answer me this nasty bitch. Why did you have to buy five new air mattresses that year? And how come you got so sick after making that spaghetti supper for you and zit-face? And how come your plates and silverware kept disappearing? Oh right, because I kept poking little holes in your mattresses so that you and your sleeping boyfriend would deflate at 4am. I was also responsible for that extra iron taste in your spaghetti sauce courtesy of your own used tampon. While I am at it I guess I should also tell you that everytime you left your dishes in the sink for more than five days, I just threw them out. Whew, I feel so much better now that you know all this. Now will you move out? Love ya!
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.