I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
I was the glue keeping you together.
I once shared an apartment with this crazy couple. Sasha was a Russian girl and Willy was an Indonesian guy. They were unbelievably crazy to live with. First of all the rent was 2800RMB and I had to pay 1200RMB. We had to split the electricity and water bills even though I wasted a lot less then you two. Thirdly, you never cooked or even bought most of the cooking supplies, but that didn't stop you from eating. Here's what you did do: You spent all your money on impulse items and high-priced booze while forcing me to split the grocery bill with you, Sasha, you got Willy tattooed above your right hip after knowing him for 5 months despite him cheating on his ex with you, Willy, you made me wash my face with water mixed with salt and baby oil because I didn't want to disrespect your beliefs. Willy, you walked around all the time in only your underwear pointing at your "cannon" (more like peashooter) but got pissed if I showed any chest hair. You pretended to be possessed one night while I had friends over (they never talked to me again) and then accused me of stealing your money even though I made as much as you and Sasha combined. So after 2.5 months of living in Hell you told me to move out, so I did even though I was tight on cash at the time. I knew you didn't have any money to pay the bills or rent, so I left without giving you anything. Remember how you told me it was your name on the papers? Yeah, suck it up. Oh, and those jobs I got you and put my name on the line for. Yeah, you were the worst they ever had and begged me to find replacements after I told them that you weren't sick at all, you were out shopping. By the way, I know you two broke up after I moved out, I hope I had something to do with that.
Elijah ..... |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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