Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

I was the glue keeping you together.

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I once shared an apartment with this crazy couple. Sasha was a Russian girl and Willy was an Indonesian guy. They were unbelievably crazy to live with. First of all the rent was 2800RMB and I had to pay 1200RMB. We had to split the electricity and water bills even though I wasted a lot less then you two. Thirdly, you never cooked or even bought most of the cooking supplies, but that didn't stop you from eating. Here's what you did do: You spent all your money on impulse items and high-priced booze while forcing me to split the grocery bill with you, Sasha, you got Willy tattooed above your right hip after knowing him for 5 months despite him cheating on his ex with you, Willy, you made me wash my face with water mixed with salt and baby oil because I didn't want to disrespect your beliefs. Willy, you walked around all the time in only your underwear pointing at your "cannon" (more like peashooter) but got pissed if I showed any chest hair. You pretended to be possessed one night while I had friends over (they never talked to me again) and then accused me of stealing your money even though I made as much as you and Sasha combined. So after 2.5 months of living in Hell you told me to move out, so I did even though I was tight on cash at the time. I knew you didn't have any money to pay the bills or rent, so I left without giving you anything. Remember how you told me it was your name on the papers? Yeah, suck it up. Oh, and those jobs I got you and put my name on the line for. Yeah, you were the worst they ever had and begged me to find replacements after I told them that you weren't sick at all, you were out shopping. By the way, I know you two broke up after I moved out, I hope I had something to do with that.

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