Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You smell.

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Since the day I met you, I brushed off the horrendous smell that emits and protrudes from your body that everyone likes to call "body odor". My friends suffocate the moment they step into our room and everyday when they see me they feel sorry for me. Our room has been compared to the pinnacle of hell that has the dinky smell that you can never get rid of and permanently pollutestes your lungs. It doesn't help that you have braids in your hair that makes you feel like showering only once a week. Your massive body and fat folds hold most of the odors and at night when you wear that same tie-dye tank top that you've been wearing since the beginning of this school year, all the odors release and I want to kill myself. I try to suffocate myself so I can fall asleep every night. Since day one, I wanted to brush it off as "maybe it'll get better during the winter when she'll sweat less." And to smite me, God made your body odor 10 times worse. My clothes smell like you and so whenever you leave the room, I Febreeze the sh*t out of your side of the room. It never helps and if anything, it makes it worse. I smell like you on a daily basis and it makes me want to die. Oh, I know you've been stealing my food. And even after I've confronted you, I know you still go through my stuff while I'm not in the room. I f*cking hate you for that. No one touches my food. Ever. At least you've got a nice personality. And hey, maybe people will feel sorry for you.

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