Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Canned Clams

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Hey Robbie, Know how you like to bang random chicks at 3 AM really loud? You know how you stopped doing it after your room smelled like old dead fish? Well. It wasn't the air vents being dirty like we speculated. I cut a small hole in your mattress when you went away for the weekend, and put canned clams in your mattress. Now you know why you had to buy two new mattresses. Wondering how i got into your locked room? Well remember how we were playing your xbox and synced my controller with your xbox? well you left your speakers on and i turned on your xbox, kept pressing buttons until it was blaring loud video game music in your room. Told the landlord that you were on vacation and forgot to turn it of and its a fire hazard. Landlord forgot to lock it and i took my chance. Oh yeah, i hope you enjoyed your t-bagged yogurt.

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