Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You used my lube?

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Dearest Cody, I know we have been friends since elementary but I finally realize why we don't get along lately. We thought it would be awesome to move in together- it'd be a non-stop party! You drink all of my beer, eat ALL of my left-overs (which I bring home from work so I can afford to eat), use my deodorant - all because you are too lazy to go buy your own stuff with your mommy's credit card. I work my ass off just to pay rent and eat, but last week was the last straw. You used my and Michelle's LUBE? you are sick. It was half gone and the bottle had lube all over it! Well we used the last half and I spunked on your pillow. It blended right in with your drool stains. Friends forever.

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