Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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One has laxatives injected in it?

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You know how your stomach started acting up halfway through freshman year, and how you missed three out of four finals from having severe runs? Well, it sort of helps when your roomie has an own syringe for injecting a laxative into your milk and your juice in the fridge, or gives your ramen a light sprinkling of ultra strenght ex-lax, or mixes some into your salsa, or actually spends time to head back home to the dorm in order to fuck with your food between lectures. You should have though of that before you came home at 4am one night, and decided to help yourself to the remaining half a bottle of $100 single malt scotch I got for my birthday, and then have the fucking guts to buy me a bottle of Jack fucking Daniels to replace it. I hope you'll one day learn the difference between a 16 years old Lagavulin, and a bottle of Jack.

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