I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So, when I started dating my ex-girlfriend I was a virgin (without her knowledge) and she had been with 2 guys before me. The first time we seriously "fooled around", I went down on her and she sent me a text later calling me an "oral sex god". I was pretty psyched with that considering it was my first time. Anyway, we dated for almost a year and I was the first guy to make her cum "unassisted" and on a regular basis. Also, 50% of our conversations would be flirtatious banter back and forth that would end in PDA on the street almost every-time we went out. She ended up breaking up with me because we didn't have enough "sexual chemistry". There's a logical fallacy in there somewhere and one day I'm going to find it.
Girls are weird. |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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