I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was seeing this girl for a short time, and part of the reason was a especially peculiar trait she demonstrated when we were engaged in sexual activity. We were in her bed doing what we do, and she kept repeating my name over and over again, but in intervals of 8 times before taking a break, then continuing to say it another 8 times. When I asked her about this, since this was kindof off putting, she said her ex made her say his name 8 times consecutively or he wouldn't be able to perform successfully. Unfortunately, this action did not have the same performance enhancing effect on me, so that was our last interaction.
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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