I just accidentally discovered a way to make fart noises with my neck and shoulder. I haven't felt so accomplished in years!
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Yard of absinthe
A few months ago it was my roommate's 21st birthday party. We had about 30 or so people in our tiny house for predrinks (when us Britts get absolutely rat-arsed before going to a club). Predrinks were going great, and I thought it would be a good idea to get out my yard glass (a glass that holds five pints that has a bulb at the bottom, making it very tricky to drink from). So I pour in five pints of ale and leave it in its stand to settle. I can't remember what I was doing in the meantime (probably answering the call of nature), but when I came back and put the glass to my lips I caught the distinct smell of aniseed. My mate had decided he'd pour "a tiny bit" of my 90% alcohol absinthe in to this yard glass to make it not just a dirty pint but a dirty yard! I don't remember much of that night, save the fact that I finished that yard of ale like a boss!
So, in my final year of high school, I get this annoying professor who thinks that picking on me is the only motive in his class. Eventually making people and my parents believe that I don't study in his class, he poked the idea of private tutoring. So I faked my way and got his number. Phase 2: I started making multiple poster ads for garage sale, roommates needed, cleaning service... Read More » needed etc. I made about 35-40 of these posters, with the ads mentioning him to call during the school hours. I passed the posters to my friends who lived in far parts of the town where he won't be able to reach. Needless to say, it was extremely fun to see him disturbed, frustated and even skipping classes for two whole weeks. Revenge is a bitch, asshole.
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