I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.
Shut Up and Drink the Bud Light
I’m not arguing Bud Light is the greatest brew ever made. There are countless varieties of beer out there, most of which taste great and all of which get you drunk. If you want to travel the world to sample the finest wares master brewers have to offer, more power to you. But if you claim you can’t knock back a Bud Light because it would offend your delicate palate, you’re not distinguishing yourself as a connoisseur; you’re just pointing out to everyone in the room that you’re a picky douche. Bud Light might not be the most complex beverage in existence, but it’s still a potable liquid that contains alcohol. If you honestly can’t handle it, you either have a serious medical condition or a vagina. Adulthood is going to be tough for you, unless you really are a woman in which case you can probably just wear a low-cut dress and everything will work itself out. And let’s be honest: After the first three or four beers, it really doesn’t matter what it tastes like. Before you tell me you only drink one beer a night and this evening’s selection is a dynamically flavorful microbrew made by blind monks in Luxemburg, realize that every time you turn into the Travel Channel everyone around you has to binge drink just to resist the urge to punch you in the face.
Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More »
In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More »
For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.
Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More »